Police Summon Failed

Yesterday on the way to uni, I say a police on a motorcycle waving down a lorry... then suddenly..... 'BANG!!'

The policeman was on the road... While trying to wave down the lorry, he rammed into another stationary lorry by the side of the road... And that lorry is not those small underpowered wanna be lorry.... It was those kind of lorry used to transport sand...

OUCH!!! Seriously man, I'm not kidding.. the policeman was going at a speed of 40-50km/h... his motorcycle was gone... The whole front part of it was destroyed.. I won't be surprised the poor guy had some major injuries man...

I didn't know whether I should laugh or I should pity the fella.. But all I know is, if I had a picture, It would have made it up on FAIL BLOG...

Doctor Qualities

First year students at Medical School were receiving Their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine,it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"



Thank God we only have the medical musuem in IMU....

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I don't owe you anything... so







dam that felt good...

The meaning of syiok

Syiok is an adjective. The usage of syiok is limited to unique situations only.

Example of the wrong usage of syiok:
--> the syiok boy

the correct way of phrasing the sentence would be
--> the boy syiok because .............
There is no noun of the word syiok. There is also no adverb for the word syiok. (no such thing as syiokily)



defitionion of syiok:

a pleasing sensation. (mostly used to describe the feeling after something enjoyable.)

Example:
Situation where the girl got pregnant accidentally.
--> First the “Syiok” then the “Shock.




Syiok can also be used with the word 'beh' in front which means not (in hokkien)

Beh syiok
used in a situation where one is not happy with something.

Example:
--> Wei Jin 'Beh syiok' cause he landed up in a different selective grouping than us.



Syiok can also be used with the word 'sendiri' which means oneself (in malay)

Syiok sendiri
Used in a situation where one does something to gets thrill out of it when others do not. (mind you, not masturbating)

Example
--> Kor Woi laughs at his own jokes. He likes to syiok sendiri.




In conclusion, syiok is a multi purpose word which can be used to describe a person who

1. Laughs at one's own jokes

2. is attention seaking

3. enjoy cheap thrills that no one else enjoys

Owh my Word

shoot me right now... so i don't have to go back to studying.. nah i'm just kidding... i rather go back to studying..

Westminster bridge, London

The Mayor of London has decreed that Westminster bridge will be closed in the early afternoon on sunny days. This is because a strange phenomenon happens when sunlight passes through the balustrade of the bridge, forming a small army of..... well...... see for yourself!

Baby in China dies while doctor plays online game

taken from yahoo news..


BEIJING – A 5-month-old baby died in a hospital amid pleas for help from his parents while his doctor played video games online in eastern China, health authorities said Friday.

An investigation showed Dr. Mao Xiaojun was playing an online version of "Go" on the night shift and did not take the parents' pleas for help seriously, the Jiangsu province health department said in a press release.

"When efforts were being made to save the baby, the mother got on her knees in the doorway of the ear, nose and throat department and pleaded for help," the statement said.

The baby died the next morning, Nov. 4, from complications caused by an eye infection, the statement said. Officials at the state-run Nanjing Children's Hospital could not be reached for comment.

The department's statement said Mao "covered up the truth" in an initial investigation. But more probing found that she had been playing "Go" on an instant messaging system, the statement said.

Mao was stripped of her medical license and fired, and the hospital head and several staffers were disciplined.

The health department looked into the baby's death after complaints about the doctor playing online games hit the Internet.



Moral of the story: Doctors don't get the luxury of playing online games... I'm talking to you guys who still play dota... haha